"The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles."

losolomirus:

pervocracy:

gobelin:

girls aren’t “easy”, girls don’t have difficulty levels. some girls like sex and some girls don’t. you aren’t winning anything by getting either of them to sleep with you.

Some girls only want sex after emotional closeness develops, but to call this “difficulty” says some really disturbing shit about what you think emotional closeness is for.

THANK YOU.

vanillish:

ok but consider this

  • who cares
I suppose dying’s as good an excuse as any to start living.

teenscoolest:

losing everything but weight

"I’m so immediately unrecognisable, it takes a die hard fan to actually spot me. These HBO events , where i’ll be talking to someone for a fair amount of time, and then suddenly they’re like ‘oh shit! that’s what you do!’ - They think i’m some crazy Brit who snuck her way into a Hollywood party. ”

Lord of the rings + silhouettes

"I’m in love with you, and I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I’m in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we’re all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we’ll ever have, and I am in love with you."

the only mystery worth solving

you thought it was the start of something beautiful? well think again

oniongentleman:

flameeliwood:

hemospect:

maybethings:

defira85:

neko-shadow:

ow

ow

owowowowow

puns hurt

I am going to send every one of these to my brother one text message at a time and see how furious he is by the time he gets home

Grooooooooooooooooooan

SCREAMS

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE PUNS PUNS ARE THE HIGHEST FORM OF HUMOR THIS IS A FACT

Puns are the highest form of humour. My friends are all pretty short so maybe that’s why they can’t get it.

sr